Cant jokes
What's long, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What is big, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause there is no home to run to.
Why can't orphans have a funeral? Because their parents won't be there.
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
Why can’t kids with cancer have anal sex?
Because they have cancer.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
You can't be a loser if you have nothing to lose.
Why can’t orphans ride bikes?
Because they don’t have parent supervision.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they will never get home.
You know what's the worst about having a daughter with cancer?
You can't pull her hair when you hit it from the back.
What’s yellow and can’t swim??
A school bus with elementary kids.
Can't wait to meet you!
So join the Depression family!
We open real soon!
Try best to hold onto sanity!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Insomnia.
You'll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that... Well now I can't cry myself to sleep anymore...
What’s the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady?
Answer: You can unscrew a lightbulb, but you can’t unscrew a lady.
I wish I could say that my life is a joke, but I can't because jokes have a meaning.
Why can’t Asians play baseball?
Because they can’t see the ball.
What do children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings!
Not funny, here’s another.
Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat.