Cant jokes
What does a bicycle and Jade Goody have in common?
They can't reach 30.
Why can’t orphans have sex, my friends? Why? They have none to call daddy.
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
Gwen I set out some chats for us just got to pr!
Btw I can't chat because I lost my internet stuff, so I am using my school computer. I don't have long, but I will make sure to have some time 4 u.
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why can't two Asians have a white kid?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
If cancer was a person I’d shake their hand and say: "Thank you for your service."
Sorry if it’s too far, but don’t come here if you can’t take it.
Why can’t Helen Keller have kids?
Answer: She’s dead.
What can't a sniper say to his wife?
"I missed you."
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
It’s so sad because Stephen Hawking can’t even stand up for himself after all these mean jokes.
Why can’t orphans eat cereal with milk? Cause mummy never gave them some.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating, causing a tsunami!