Cant jokes
Why can't America play chess?
Because it lost two towers.
Do you know how a snail has a "nail," why can't it be a nut?
John F. Kennedy: "Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What is one word orphans can't spell?
Family.
White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can't you go home tonight? Because you haven't got a home, it's moved.
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.
Roses are red, Your mum's a queer, Fucking hell, Can’t get out of first gear!
Why can’t an orphan play baseball??
They can’t hit a home run! 😂
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Why can’t Asian people play baseball?
Why?
'Cause they ate the bat!
I can't come in, because I'm too high.
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.
Husband: Hey honey, words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
My sister: See you at home in about an hour.
Me: Okay.
My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*
Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?
Sister: OMG, she's dead!
Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?
"Peado van, peado van, stay away, peado van, peado van, take her away."
I can't afford food, I can't afford childcare, might as well just get the money out of her.