Cant jokes
Husband: Hey honey, words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
My sister: See you at home in about an hour.
Me: Okay.
My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*
Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?
Sister: OMG, she's dead!
Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?
"Peado van, peado van, stay away, peado van, peado van, take her away."
I can't afford food, I can't afford childcare, might as well just get the money out of her.
I know this is a really bad poem, but I'll do it anyway 'cause I have nothing else to do.
'Twas so pretty a night, with people all asleep. Everyone's dreaming of that candy apple treat, and a palace. But alas! No, it's all a dream. Even eating ice cream, it's all a dream! Why can't I have this? Why can't I have that? BUT NO! It's just hitting you like a bat. YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT, you say to yourself. All for me, all for me, and et cetera. It goes on and on. But why wish for riches? You're already rich enough. If you have a device, then take my advise, if you were poor you would have spent the money on food, like honey, not something that... OF ALL THINGS IS GOOGLE!
Like I said, it's really bad. :(
Why do anions hate each other?
Because they can't handle the negativity!
What talks high pitched and can't fly?
A gay man in Iran.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs. Biden can't get it.
Biden: *falls over on steps*
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
Why can’t orphans have sex?
'Cause they have no one to call daddy!
Why can't the orphan get the big bag of chips?
Because it's family-size.
Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards.
What's yellow and can’t swim?
Your dead fish.
What does a bicycle and Jade Goody have in common?
They can't reach 30.
Why can’t orphans have sex, my friends? Why? They have none to call daddy.
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
Gwen I set out some chats for us just got to pr!
Btw I can't chat because I lost my internet stuff, so I am using my school computer. I don't have long, but I will make sure to have some time 4 u.