Cant jokes
Father: "I don't trust you. You poured your seed in my daughter's belly."
Son: "But Paah, you can't fire me."
Father: "You're lucky you're my brother too, or I'd kill you."
Ex: baby i miss u.
Me: sorry i can't talk, i'm at a funeral.
Ex: who died?!
Me: my feelings 4 u, bitch.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
You can't say Hitler was a bad person. He did kill Hitler after all.
Why can't America play chess?
Because it lost two towers.
Do you know how a snail has a "nail," why can't it be a nut?
John F. Kennedy: "Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What is one word orphans can't spell?
Family.
White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can't you go home tonight? Because you haven't got a home, it's moved.
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.
Roses are red, Your mum's a queer, Fucking hell, Can’t get out of first gear!
Why can’t an orphan play baseball??
They can’t hit a home run! 😂
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Why can’t Asian people play baseball?
Why?
'Cause they ate the bat!
I can't come in, because I'm too high.
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.