Cant jokes
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home run is.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."
Quote of the day:
A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.
Chao!!!
Why can't orphans eat a big bag of crisps?
'Cause it's family size...?!
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
I will remember my brother's last words: if you can't put a fork in a toaster, how about a spoon?
Why can't orphans have family size chip bags? Because they have no family to have them with.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
You can’t land on Uranus XD
I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.
Why can't male orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why can't two Chinese make a white baby?
Because two Wongs don't make a white.
Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.
1.) What’s yellow and can’t swim?
- A bus full of children.
2.) Did you hear about the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
- He died of a yeast infection.
3.) I will never forget my grandad’s last words...
- “You’re still holding the ladder, right?”
4.) I have a fish that can breakdance...
- Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
5.) Give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours...
- Light a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.