Cant jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
You're so ugly that everytime you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
Why can't people with Tourette's learn to drive?
Because they'll cause a car crash.
Why are orphans so scared of the dark?
The dad can't check the closet for them.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
[Parent’s signature: __________]
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!
Why can't orphans play poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have nobody to call daddy.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
Because they don’t have a daddy to run back to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Your mama is so ugly even Dora can't explore her.
I swear, in America, one school shooter can take good care of hundreds of kids, but hundreds of soldiers can't even win a war. Might as well send all your school shooters over there.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
Why can orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
What can't orphans do?
Be homosexual because they have no home.
Kid: You're so fat!
Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t go home.