Cant jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?...
Because it's a FAMILY company.
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
Guess why orphans can't be gay? Cause they have no one to call Daddy.
Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan go to a family reunion?
It has no family.
Sorry, I don't have a joke here... Just wondering how idiots end up here complaining about offensive jokes when you ended up here. You had to click that section on purpose, right? If you can't take it, piss the fuck off... If I'd be gay and I'd look up gay jokes and get offended... how stupid is that?
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
Why can't orphans play rounders?
Because they don't know where home is.
My brother caught Covid last month.
First I knew about it was when he speed-dialled me at 3am and gasped, "I can't breathe, I can't breathe!"
I just told him straight: "Bro... you really need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
Why can’t orphans have Google Homes?
Because they don’t have a home.
Why can't orphans become famous?
Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't know who to call daddy.
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
You're so ugly that everytime you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
Why can't people with Tourette's learn to drive?
Because they'll cause a car crash.