Cant jokes
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have nobody to call daddy.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
Because they don’t have a daddy to run back to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Your mama is so ugly even Dora can't explore her.
I swear, in America, one school shooter can take good care of hundreds of kids, but hundreds of soldiers can't even win a war. Might as well send all your school shooters over there.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
Why can orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
What can't orphans do?
Be homosexual because they have no home.
Kid: You're so fat!
Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t go home.
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
What is yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't orphans have a five-star GTA because they're not wanted?
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because there is no home plate.
Why can’t orphans have milk?
Because their dad never came back.
What’s one store an orphan can’t shop at?
HomeGoods ;)