Hi guys, I am starting a Gwen funny club. If you wanna join, then just type so here. Hope you have fun!
Oh, and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!
Canning Jokes
My father can take a joke because he made one.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.
What do you call roller skates you can walk in?
"Wock n' roll."
I'm not completely useless....
I can be used as a bad example!
Daveon can barely fit on 5 pages.
When can an elephant use an umbrella and not get wet?
When it's not raining.
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
"I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it."
can someone please tell what happened?
Why don’t autistic people like Autism Speaks?
They’re jealous that autism can speak.
(This is not meant to be triggering, sorry if it is).
What do you call a German that can not see?
A Not-see.
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?
We can only see 90 degrees.
Why can you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
What did Jupiter say to Uranus? Hey, I can see your Uranus from here!
A Roman went to the bar and he held up two fingers and said, "Can I have five drinks, please?"
"There is no way you can fit in there."
"Says who?"
"Your mom."
"When?"
"Last night."
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"
What type of restaurant can an orphan not go to? A family diner.
