Canning jokes

Mommy is a YouTuber, she can never spend time with me.

You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.

"Gwen, can we talk..."

Why can an orphan not do school work?

Because they have to take their work home to their parents.

Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."

What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.

Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?

So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.

Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.

Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?

Why can orphans play baseball?

They can’t find home plate.

Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?

Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.

I can change a "t" into a "p," just drink it and wait a few hours.

Hey, can I tell you a joke about pencils? Never mind, it's pointless.

As you can see here, Jessie is wearing a lot of concealer.

Jessie?

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

They never can make it home.

Prince, can we please chat now? Pls, pls! Love you!

I just wanted to say whoever is a faker pretending to be me, that you are literally ruining my life right now. And I can literally not take this right now in life and that I just want peace so please, please stop.

"Soph, can we talk?"

What's the Fastest 20000 Meter Dash a Human Can Run?

Hey Gwen, can we please chat? I am really bored! Love you! 😘😘😘😘😘

Hey Gwen come on let's chat! We can forget about that dumb bitch "prince" and focus on us!