You know what's the worst about having a daughter with cancer?
You can't pull her hair when you hit it from the back.
Cancer Jokes
Stop joking with cancer.
- From a survivor :)
What is long and not hairy?
The conga line in the cancer department.
Why is mercury like everything else in the world?
Because it gives you cancer.
So anyway, this old guy goes to the doctors. The doctor says, "It's bad news, you've got cancer and Alzheimer's." The old guy replies, "At least I've not got cancer!"
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, because his parents ran away.
Double whammy. Orphan jokes are like a kid with cancer; it never gets old. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌👌
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
They never get old.
What’s ten feet long and bald?
The conga line in the cancer ward.
My dad always used to beat me, but he never beat cancer.
Me: Imagine not having hair.
Kids: On chemo.
Bitch the fuck.
What's bald and can't grow no hair?
A kid with cancer.
A kid with hallucinations and cancer is on a Jeopardy game show.
"What's behind curtain #1... YOU HAVE WON..... CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Cancer isn't real. It's probably special effects."
Someone walked into a cancer ward and asked for a skin fade.
How did Caillou quit his party?
He had to cancel it.
A lady sees a doctor about a tummy ache. After her check up, the Doctor said, “Looks like you’ll be needing nappies in about 9 months time.”
The lady asks, “Am I pregnant?” To which the Doctor replied, “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”
Question: What’s bald and is in a straight line?
Answer: The cancer ward. 😵😂😂
So I went to the doctor's and the doctor said, "Pick a star sign, any star sign."
So I said, "Aquarius."
And the doctor said, "Nah mate, you've got cancer."
Please stop using this thread. It is cancer.
What’s pink, black and has 17 nipples?
A trash can behind the cancer ward.
