so an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk the cashier goes ''woah why so much'' the orphan goes ''my dad never came back with the milk so well here we are ''
died and came back sped. i call that rien-tardation
In the bible it says Jesus died for our sins but he came back to life so what did he sacrifice? Was it a weekend to wash away our sins?
I told my dad to get me a packet of cigarettes, he never came back. ANDI still didn't get my FUCKING CIGARETTES.
Little Jonny just came back from quarantine with his girlfriend Sally. They both said they had to go to the bathroom. When they came back Sally was coughing up a storm. The teacher said you need to be quarantined again. No sally said I was just in the bathroom choking on something that grown-ups especially women like. Then the teacher faints.
What's a orfons favourite toy
A boomerang because it came back unlike there peronts
My parents came back from their vacation in Florida and all I got is this lousy nursemaid from Miami named mammie
3 men were captured by a tribe and tortured. The leader of the tribe tells them that they would live, only if they could achieve one thing. They had to go out and find 10 pieces of the same fruit each. The first person returned with apples, the leader said that he had to put all 10 of them up into his ass without making a sound, or he would be killed. 1....2 he screamed. The next person came back with grapes, 1,2,3, he counted up to 8, but began to burst out laughing, he was killed. In heaven, the first man asked him why he laughed if he was doing so well, "well i saw the third guy coming back with fucking pineapples"
The kids dad was a magician because he disappeared and never came back
My boyfriend dumped me guess who came back crawling for his zimmer frame.....
I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked where’s your parents she said gone my dad when to go get the milk and never came back and I said oof
One time I fucked this chick so hard, she almost came back to life
Why do orphans like boomerangs because they actually came back ....
What’s an orphan’s least favourite drink?
Milk. Because no one came back with any.
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling. He never came back the next day, says the local news.
The reason your dad never came back with the milk Is cause he ran 88 mph downhill
My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years
I told him my dad never came back with it
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk.... But then never came back lol😅
One day a guy named Carson is called a jerk and he says "I went to a party with my girlfriend and this random guy walks up to us and says can I borrow your girlfriend for a 30 minutes I say yes and he takes her up stairs. It was not only 30 minutes but a hour. When she came back down she was out of breath so I knew it was a pretty intense conversation.this happens about 3 more times that night. But as I was saying only a nice guy would let his girlfriend make friends with other guys 😊😇
The difference between Your Dad and Cancer? Cancer came back....
