Came back jokes

Queen Elizabeth came back before your dad did.

Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?

Teacher: What?

Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.

Teacher: Why water?

Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.

Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”

Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.

Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?

Because his dad never came back with the milk.

Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.

So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.

The next day I saw a dead orphan.

A student got a bad letter grade, so the next day he came back with his own letter grade in his backpack: an A-K47.

So I was sitting at a bar, right? That fucking waitress came again, and guess what? She brought the wrong drinks again. So I send her away to get the correct drinks. And she came back again, with the wrong drinks!! Obviously, she was retarded. Anyways that's the story about how I met your mother.

I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."

Jack and Jill went up the hill.

Jack fell down, his ass was bound, and Jill continued up the hill.

Jack came back and beat Jill's back, and he got the ultimate kill.

Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.

So I left my mom with my baby, and I was terrified when I came back; the wheelchair was in the water.

Why can't you eat cereal?

Because your dad never came back from getting the milk!

A man had moved to a new country with his dog and with basic understanding of the language. One day he heard people talking about a place for dogs, so he took his dog there, telling them he wanted his dog to be groomed.

The man behind the counter responded with "yes happy dog, come back in little hours." So the man left and came back a couple hours later. When he asked about his dog, he was given a box of jerky. He found out "Happy Dog" was the name of the place where dogs become food.

Me: Hey, I’m your mom.

Orphan: Yay, you came back!

Me: Sike!

I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something. I don’t remember.

Then I replied, “TOUCAN play that game.” He went silent, and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you think he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “Yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one, and I ended it by saying, “Ok, let’s MOOOOOve on cow.”

Welp, that’s it.

I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?

My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.

I just encountered a father and son moment over some milk.

The dad finally came back with the milk!

Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?

The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.