A girl and a dog were dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog.
The weirdest thing happened yesterday. My dad came back from work...
He’s a suicide bomber.
I got my COVID test today, it says 50. What does that mean? Also, my IQ test came back positive.
April Fool's joke: Go to an orphanage and tell them, "Their parents came back."
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
What does a crippled person's legs and the twin towers have in common, they both went down and never came back up
The twin towers are like my parents, only one came back.
i have a stepladder. my real ladder left for milk and never came back.
I got my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. He came back a week later and said it was the most violent book he’s ever read.
I had recently found out that my grandma died. We did an autopsy and the results came back. They were pretty shocking.
We found out that she died............... from an autopsy
I was on the Oregon trail with my friend's brother carl. he got cholera, so we threw him off the wagon. when we came back, he was having a seizure and pooping uncontrollably. it was pretty cholerious.
Died and came back a cowboy, I call that reintarnation
Kid. What is an orphans favorite breakfast? Teacher. What? Kid. Fruity pebbles with water Teacher. Why water? Kid. Cause it's dad never came back with the milk
One time this kid came back from school and said "Mom I have one good news and one bad news, which one do you wanna hear first?" And his mom said "Good news please.'' and the boy said "I got 100% on my math test today" and his mom gave him a hug, and the boy said "Now to the bad news, I LIED"
A little girl was sitting with some other kids, she thought to herself, I want to have kids when Im older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!🤣🤣
So my girlfriend left me i took her weelchair and she came back crawling back
My dad went to go get milk, he came back 7 years later and we had to send him back because he got the wrong milk
School teacher: "Hey kid. why don't you just go home to your family?" Orphan: "My family never came back for me" School teacher: "Your daddy must of really needed that milk"
joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops
Can you make me a bowl of cereal, oh wait you dad never came back with the milk
