So, my girlfriend left me. I took her wheelchair, and she came back crawling.
What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.
What’s an orphan’s least favourite drink?
Milk. Because no one came back with any.
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.
He never came back the next day, says the local news.
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
I hope you have to dip your Oreo’s in water because your dad never came back with the milk
I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."
In the Bible, it says Jesus died for our sins, but he came back to life, so what did he sacrifice?
Was it a weekend to wash away our sins?
Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.
My dad went to go get milk. He came back 7 years later, and we had to send him back because he got the wrong milk.
So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back with the milk!
have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk
cause there dad never came back with it
The reason your dad never came back with the milk Is cause he ran 88 mph downhill
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
why did the orphan like milk???cause their parents went to get milk and never came back
Jesus got rejected. A few years later he died. He came back just to lose his virginity because even Jesus is not a fucking cunt.
Get off this site and go have some sex, you fucking virgins.
Whats a orphans favourite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
Dad: Son, I came back.
Son: Where is the milk?
Dad: Time for another 10 years.
A teacher asked her young students to get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. There were all the regular type of stuff.
But then the teacher realized that only Janie was left. "Janie, do you have a story to share?" "Yes madam... My daddy told me a story about my Mom." "OK, let’s hear,” said the teacher.
“My Mom was a Marine pilot in Operation Desert Storm in Iraq and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn’t break and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops.” “She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands.”
Pin drop silence in the class!
"Good Heavens," said the horrified teacher, "What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story?"
“Stay away from Mummy when she’s drunk...!!!”
