Came back jokes

Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually came back...

I saw this one quote: "The people who smile the most are covering the most pain." I think this is true, just not with everyone. As I am really depressed and act like myself with my friends, but with my parents and family, I force a smile so they don't worry more than they do.

I did a test for my therapy session to see what level of depression I had. It came back with severe, 22/24, but I asked her to tell my mum it came back as moderate, saying I would tell her that my depression got worse. She went along with it, but I haven't told my mum and I now make things sound like I aren't as messed up as I truly am to my therapist.

I got my COVID test today, it says 50. What does that mean? Also, my IQ test came back positive.

So, my girlfriend left me. I took her wheelchair, and she came back crawling.

What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?

Milk, because no one came back with any.

I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.

He never came back the next day, says the local news.

Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.

What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.

I hope you have to dip your Oreos in water because your dad never came back with the milk.

I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."

In the Bible, it says Jesus died for our sins, but he came back to life, so what did he sacrifice?

Was it a weekend to wash away our sins?

Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.

My dad went to go get milk. He came back 7 years later, and we had to send him back because he got the wrong milk.

So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.

The next day I saw a dead orphan.

Yo dad's so stupid, he came back with the milk!

Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?

'Cause their dad never came back with it.

The reason your dad never came back with the milk is 'cause he ran 88 mph downhill.

Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?

Daddy never came back with the milk.

Why did the orphan like milk?

Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!

Jesus got rejected. A few years later he died. He came back just to lose his virginity because even Jesus is not a fucking cunt.

Get off this site and go have some sex, you fucking virgins.