Calculator Jokes

How do you say fish without the eye

Fsh

Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?

To count his STACKS of CASH

What did jake say to peggy CALC-U-LATOR get it like catch you later

Which Book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible Plot Twist?

-The math Book📘🔢. Suddenly letters 🔠 appear in the calculations...

This isn't a joke, just an American back to school list. 1.Pencils 2.Binders 3.Paper 4.Pencil sharpener What, did you think I was going to make a school shooter joke?

Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the concert?

To COUNT his BARS

The boobs was funny tbh... But the last was rude

Your Momma's so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.

There was (1) girl. She met (+5000) guys. She had sex with each of them (x7). She became... - flip screen (=).

Laila has 69 boobs but that is 222 many. One day she went on 51st street to meet Dr.X who 8 all her boobs and now she's boobless :) - 6922251 x 8 = 55378008 put the calculator upside down.

What did the calculator say to the student? You can always count on me.

si papi

I remember having a crush on my math teacher so i winked at her and said "dont worry babe, ill callculater."

Type this in your calculator: 5 days a week (type in 5), 6 different classes (type in 6), 7 hours a day (type in 7), x 2 semesters (type in 2), = flip the calculator over ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

59009 filp it backwards on ur calculator............it =.....boobs!

I might slide up to your block with intelligence I'm a genius with a glock There's some relevance Took his chain, took his rocks Took his sediments There's no cap inside my speech No impediments Putting numbers on the board, I use my calculator Put a opp below the floor, he's a denominator E = mc2, you didn't notice that? Had the shot, but he's too scared Why didn't he buss it back?

damn bro that calculator is looking hot today. it got Abs

turn the number 543354 upside down to see sheesh

*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: You're doing standup tonight right?* Noob Joker (you): *Yes I am!* Owner: Get onto the stage Me: *walks up stage* Owner: this is the standup comedian noobpro Me: HEY GUYS HOW ABOUT SOME DONALD TRUMP Crowd: *RUNS*