Calculator Jokes

Flip 1134 over on a calculator.

Happy holidays.

Chenle: One time when i was younger, someone asked me how old i was and i forget. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.

Timmy had 66 toys he said it was 2 many (662) so he gave it to Mr. Divide he gave 21 equals flip it over! It’s weird

Sally had (69) boobs witch was (2,2,2) many (69222)so she went to the doctor on (51)st street ( 6922251) whom gave her pills she took (x8) times a day and now she is boobless

THERES this smart way to sneak a calculator into scholl I’ve heard of you take the calculator put it in a gun magazine put the magazine in the gun and bring the gun to school

59009 filp it backwards on ur calculator............it =.....boobs!

What do cows use to do their homework a - Cowcoulater

What do cows use for math? A cow-collator 😏

my math teacher walked by and asked me what is that? I siad paper. she siad really? yeah do you need glasses?

How do you say fish without the eye

Fsh

I might slide up to your block with intelligence I'm a genius with a glock There's some relevance Took his chain, took his rocks Took his sediments There's no cap inside my speech No impediments Putting numbers on the board, I use my calculator Put a opp below the floor, he's a denominator E = mc2, you didn't notice that? Had the shot, but he's too scared Why didn't he buss it back?

Laila has 69 boobs but that is 222 many. One day she went on 51st street to meet Dr.X who 8 all her boobs and now she's boobless :) - 6922251 x 8 = 55378008 put the calculator upside down.

si papi

I tried to calculate 3/(my life) and I kept getting zero

You know why you remind me of a calculator? Because 1+1 equals the 2 of us

You should wear binoculars when calculating. It helps divide.

Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?

To count his STACKS of CASH

What did jake say to peggy CALC-U-LATOR get it like catch you later

This isn't a joke, just an American back to school list. 1.Pencils 2.Binders 3.Paper 4.Pencil sharpener What, did you think I was going to make a school shooter joke?