Calculator jokes

Flip 1134 over on a calculator.

Happy holidays!

Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.

Sally had 69 boobs, which was 222 many, 69,222. So she went to the doctor on 51st street, 69,222,51, who gave her pills. She took them 8 times a day, and now she is boobless.

There's this smart way to sneak a calculator into school. I've heard of it. You take the calculator, put it in a gun magazine, put the magazine in the gun, and bring the gun to school!

Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.

Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.

59009 flip it backwards on your calculator... it = boobs!

What do cows use to do their homework? A cowculator.

What do cows use for math? A cow-culator 😏

My math teacher walked by and asked me, "What is that?"

I said, "Paper."

She said, "Really?"

I said, "Yeah, do you need glasses?"

How do you say "fish" without the "i"?

Fsh

Why are Asian's dicks too small?

So they can reset the calculator.

I might slide up to your block with intelligence. I'm a genius with a glock. There's some relevance. Took his chain, took his rocks. Took his sediments. There's no cap inside my speech. No impediments.

Putting numbers on the board, I use my calculator. Put a opp below the floor, he's a denominator. E = mc2, you didn't notice that? Had the shot, but he's too scared. Why didn't he buss it back?

Laila has 69 boobs, but that is 222 too many. One day, she went on 51st Street to meet Dr. X, who ate all her boobs, and now she's boobless :)

6922251 x 8 = 55378008. Put the calculator upside down.

Si, papi?

I tried to calculate 3/(my life), and I kept getting zero.

You know why you remind me of a calculator? Because 1+1 equals the two of us.

Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?

To count his STACKS of CASH!

You should wear binoculars when calculating. It helps divide.

What did Jake say to Peggy?

"CALC-U-LATOR!" Get it? Like, "Catch you later!"

This isn't a joke, just an American back-to-school list.

1. Pencils

2. Binders

3. Paper

4. Pencil sharpener.

What, did you think I was going to make a school shooter joke?