Business jokes

I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.

I'll let you know.

I started a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.

Yo mama stops at the PokeStop... to buy a Big Mac.

Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade.

How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?

Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.