Bullying Jokes

Why did people bully the burning circuit?

It was too short.

Why do Lebanese go to school? Tabouli!

🚘 What is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon.

It is now legal to bully an orphan.

What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied? Because they can never stand up for themselves.

I used to get pushed and called lazy in school.

Man, I loved that wheelchair.

Bully: "Nobody loves you."

Me: "Aww, it must have hurt when your mom told you that."

Just to get things straight, I'm NOT, I repeat, NOT racist, but this joke goes out to all the people who talk about other people with darker skin than the other person.

Bully: Your skin is so black and ugly (for the 5th time).

Me: I'm so happy you love my skin color!

Bully: Ew, no I don't!

Me: Then why do you keep talking about it?

I had bullies behind me on the street, but they were too fat and slow, so they got ran over by a truck that represents fat and slow.

Bully: Your mom gay.

Me: There's something on your chin.

Bully: Where?

Me: No, on your fourth one.

Sadly, blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind.

Sadly, he didn't see it coming.

Robert Scott is a NumNut.

If you're ever down one day, just go to the orphanage and bully an orphan because what is he going to do about it? He has no parents.

It's funny that everyone is depressed, like, I mean:

Bullys are depressed.

Nerds are depressed.

Bad girls/boys are depressed.

Kind humans are depressed.

Bully... you're such an asshole. Me... Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.

Yo momma is so hungry that she ate your peanuts!

Hot water look a**.

Someone kills an emotionally weak person by hard words and bullying.

No one will suspect the killer was anyone who took part.

A kid named Billy gets his lunch money stolen at school. The bully later gets his allowance, the lunch money, and his wallet taken by his father.

The father then gets all the money taken from him by the bully’s grandfather along with his own wallet. The grandfather then takes the money and gets it stolen by Billy along with his own wallet.

A bully walks up to a kid named Billy to insult him and steal his lunch money.

Later that night when he is at home, the bully’s father comes into his room to insult him and take the lunch money he stole.

The father walks down stair to check on his father in the living room. When he walks in, his father insults him and takes the lunch money.

The grandfather of the bully walks into the back yard and in the dark is Billy. The grandfather walks up to him and says “Where’s my money, you worthless old fart?”