Bullying

Bullying Jokes

Moon

🚘 What is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon.

Orphan

It is now legal to bully an orphan.

What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Wheelchair

Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied? Because they can never stand up for themselves.

Comeback

Bully: "Nobody loves you."

Me: "Aww, it must have hurt when your mom told you that."

Skin

Just to get things straight, I'm NOT, I repeat, NOT racist, but this joke goes out to all the people who talk about other people with darker skin than the other person.

Bully: Your skin is so black and ugly (for the 5th time).

Me: I'm so happy you love my skin color!

Bully: Ew, no I don't!

Me: Then why do you keep talking about it?

Street

I had bullies behind me on the street, but they were too fat and slow, so they got ran over by a truck that represents fat and slow.

Mom

Bully: Your mom gay.

Me: There's something on your chin.

Bully: Where?

Me: No, on your fourth one.

Kid

Sadly, blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind.

Sadly, he didn't see it coming.

Orphan

If you're ever down one day, just go to the orphanage and bully an orphan because what is he going to do about it? He has no parents.

Depression

It's funny that everyone is depressed, like, I mean:

Bullys are depressed.

Nerds are depressed.

Bad girls/boys are depressed.

Kind humans are depressed.

Insult

Bully... you're such an asshole. Me... Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.

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  • Word

    Someone kills an emotionally weak person by hard words and bullying.

    No one will suspect the killer was anyone who took part.

    Money

    A kid named Billy gets his lunch money stolen at school. The bully later gets his allowance, the lunch money, and his wallet taken by his father.

    The father then gets all the money taken from him by the bully’s grandfather along with his own wallet. The grandfather then takes the money and gets it stolen by Billy along with his own wallet.

    Kid

    A bully walks up to a kid named Billy to insult him and steal his lunch money.

    Later that night when he is at home, the bully’s father comes into his room to insult him and take the lunch money he stole.

    The father walks down stair to check on his father in the living room. When he walks in, his father insults him and takes the lunch money.

    The grandfather of the bully walks into the back yard and in the dark is Billy. The grandfather walks up to him and says “Where’s my money, you worthless old fart?”