Bully jokes
Someone kills an emotionally weak person by hard words and bullying.
No one will suspect the killer was anyone who took part.
A kid named Billy gets his lunch money stolen at school. The bully later gets his allowance, the lunch money, and his wallet taken by his father.
The father then gets all the money taken from him by the bully’s grandfather along with his own wallet. The grandfather then takes the money and gets it stolen by Billy along with his own wallet.
Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?
Stupid kid: No.
Bully: You should go get one!
Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
Bully: Shut up.
Me: I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up.
Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.
I bullied a handicap today.
What is he gonna do? Stand up for himself?
Stop bullying.
Hi everyone that is mean to freshfry, Addison Banks, Drew, watersharky, Gwen, and jk master, fucking get off this site, bullies! I love everyone here except the bullies!
Comebacks when someone say: Bully: "Your teeth is so yellow that when you start smiling you slow down the traffic." Say: "At least its brighter than your future."
You can understand depression if you are still in school and get bullied by bullies, punished by teachers, and scolded by parents for being that quiet kid who says nothing.
What do you call a nine year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?
Because he couldn’t stand up for himself.
Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.
Hate me all you want, but I rather love bullying in all fairness. I love to watch all the loner kids being abused while simultaneously making a prediction for when which one of them will finally snap and shoot up the school.
What does a bullied kid say during a game of Kahoot?
"I'd like to Kahoot up this school."
My son said that bully needs a pounding, then I say, "Yeah, right, that is what I said and did to your mother." My son opens his mouth and freezes. I guess he knew what I was talking about.
I hate it when disabled people get bullied...
... because they can't stand up for themselves.
Bully: Gina, why are you such a whore?
Gina: Because they hit me on the butt!
Bully: Yes, that must be cute!
Gina: Hmmm...
Gina: Do you want???
Bully: 😍😍😍... sexy ass!
Bully 🖐🏻🍑
Gina😊
Why can't an orphan be a bully? Because they don't have parents.
An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."