Bully jokes

Why is it okay to bully an orphan?

It’s not like they could tell their parents.

The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.

Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.

Me: And I don't speak idiot language.

Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.

I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"

Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.

You: Well, your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you don't even know how to do that.

And your IQ is 5.

Are you angry?

Go bully an orphan!

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

If there is a guy in a wheelchair and he is a bully, say, "I’m still standing."

Bully: I wasn't talking to you.

Me: Then why are you listening?

There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"

Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.

My son said that bully needs a pounding, then I say, "Yeah, right, that is what I said and did to your mother." My son opens his mouth and freezes. I guess he knew what I was talking about.

Tip for Kindness for the day.

Tip one. Always speak up for yourself.

Yes, letting someone else speak up for you is nice but also speak up for yourself, be brave if a mean bully comes along. Speak up for yourself and others if they need it. Best, Gwen

Why can you bully orphans?

What are they gonna do, go tell their parents?

Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?

Because he couldn’t stand up for himself.

Q: Why did Sally get beat up?

A: She couldn’t fight back.

Being bullied by an artist? Want them to leave you alone?

www.VincentVanGoghAway.com

Unknown be like: "Wah wah, I'm too scared to talk to girls in real life, so I bully random tweens I find online to make me feel better... what a shame."

A kid named Billy gets his lunch money stolen at school. The bully later gets his allowance, the lunch money, and his wallet taken by his father.

The father then gets all the money taken from him by the bully’s grandfather along with his own wallet. The grandfather then takes the money and gets it stolen by Billy along with his own wallet.

What does a bullied kid say during a game of Kahoot?

"I'd like to Kahoot up this school."