Bully jokes

Depression

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You can understand depression if you are still in school and get bullied by bullies, punished by teachers, and scolded by parents for being that quiet kid who says nothing.

Comeback

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Bully: I bet your dick is so small when you look down you can't see it.

Guy: I don't, I see your mom.

Insult

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Bully... you're such an asshole. Me... Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.

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  • Wheelchair

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    My friend was in a crash, so when he got put in a wheelchair, people bullied him, so I told him to stand up for himself.

    Orphan

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    Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?

    Jenga

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    An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"

    And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"

    "Why?" says the bully.

    "Because you haven't got a tower."

    Wheelchair

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    So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.

    He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"

    Pristiano Penaldo

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    Today I feel diving. Today I feel penalty. Today I feel tap in. Today I feel ghosting. Today I feel finished. Today I feel a bench warmer... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I am Pristiano Penaldo.

    Comeback

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    Comebacks when someone say: Bully: "Your teeth is so yellow that when you start smiling you slow down the traffic." Say: "At least its brighter than your future."

    IQ

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    Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.

    You: Well... your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you can't even do that.

    And your IQ is 5.

    Orphan

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    (some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents