Bully jokes

No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Bully: I bet your dick is so small when you look down you can't see it.

Guy: I don't, I see your mom.

Why is it so easy to bully an orphan? What are they gonna do, tell their mum?

Bully... you're such an asshole. Me... Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.

You can understand depression if you are still in school and get bullied by bullies, punished by teachers, and scolded by parents for being that quiet kid who says nothing.

Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?

My friend was in a crash, so when he got put in a wheelchair, people bullied him, so I told him to stand up for himself.

Comebacks when someone say: Bully: "Your teeth is so yellow that when you start smiling you slow down the traffic." Say: "At least its brighter than your future."

Today I feel diving. Today I feel penalty. Today I feel tap in. Today I feel ghosting. Today I feel finished. Today I feel a bench warmer... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I am Pristiano Penaldo.

What is the difference between a nerd and leafyishere?

One is fun to laugh at, bully, and roast, and the other is just a nerd.

So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.

He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"

Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.

You: Well... your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you can't even do that.

And your IQ is 5.

I love bullying orphans. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?

What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister?

You better not lay a finger on her!

When you're the only one bullying the weird kid and you're absent on the day he shoots up the school. ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄

What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?

School shooter.

An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"

And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"

"Why?" says the bully.

"Because you haven't got a tower."

(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents

What did one tree say to the tree that was a bully? "LEAF me alone."

What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?

The school bully does not hide behind their computer screen.