Bully jokes

My bully: Your face is ugly.

Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.

My bully: :(

Bully: How is your girlfriend?

Me: I don't have one!

Bully: I know!

Me: How are your parents?

*Walks out of orphanage*

Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...

Hi guys, the prankster is back!

I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...

When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!

Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!

If there is a guy in a wheelchair and he is a bully, say, "I’m still standing."

What do you say to a bully?

I might not be perfect, but at least I'm not you!

There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"

Why is it okay to bully an orphan?

It’s not like they could tell their parents.

I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?

Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?

Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.

Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.

Bully: Oh, look at your shoes, look at your pants, look at your shirt, ay, ay, ay.

Me: Ding, ding, sing, oh, did you hear that? It's the elevator 'cause you're not on my level.

Bully: u_u ......

Crowd: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

How to stop bullying?

When the bully says, "You're adopted," so you hit him with, "At least someone wanted me!"

If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Random: What are your hobbies?

Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀

I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"

What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?

The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"

Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"

Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.

This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)

Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"

Don't believe what your school bully tells you.

Always take it with a grain of assault.