Bully jokes
Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?
Because he couldn’t stand up for himself.
What does a bullied kid say during a game of Kahoot?
"I'd like to Kahoot up this school."
Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.
Why can't an orphan be a bully? Because they don't have parents.
What do you call a bad bull?
A bully.
School days
Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.
I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.
What do you call a nine year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"
It is now legal to bully an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?
'Cause they can’t stand up for themselves.
Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"
The girl says, "Just like your face."
Bully: Gina, why are you such a whore?
Gina: Because they hit me on the ass!
Bully: Yuh, that must be nice!
Gina: Hmmm...
Gina: Wanna???
Bully: 😍😍😍...sexy ass ever!
Bully 🖐🏻🍑
Gina😊
I hated getting bullied in school because I could never stand up for myself.
Me: Yo, dude! Yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes!
My friend's mom: Why you bully me?
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
Unknown be like: "Wah wah, I'm too scared to talk to girls in real life, so I bully random tweens I find online to make me feel better... what a shame."
(Bully) Boy, you ugly!
(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)