Bully jokes

If you're ever down one day, just go to the orphanage and bully an orphan because what is he going to do about it? He has no parents.

(Bully) Boy, you ugly!

(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.

I walked into an orphanage and a kid was crying. I asked him what was wrong and he said some kids were bullying him. I told him to go tell his parents.

Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.

Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.

Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.

Bully: (Speechless)

I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!

What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.

My wheelchair-bound friend was getting bullied, so I told him to stand up for himself.

Bully: "You are so stupid!"

Classmate: does nothing.

Bully: "Oi, I'm talking to you!"

Classmate: "Oh, you're talking to me? I thought you were talking to yourself."

I say 1, 2, 3, all the kids bullied me, but now they're not so cool, cuz I shot up the school.

If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.

Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied? Because they can never stand up for themselves.

What is it called when a bull lies about other bulls?

Bullying.

I wrote a passage to stop about bullying, and it was easy. Do you know why?

Because I am a bully!

Bully: You're gonna die.

Me: Hurry up then.

What do you call a nine year old with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor.

Don't bully.

The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.

Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.

Me: And I don't speak idiot language.