Sorry for this Pick Up Line
Are you a building because i rate you 911 so let me put my plane in a let kids fall out
we used to be the tallest buildings in new york...
then we took an arab to the knee
Whats wost than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
What does fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower
I stood on the edge a building and someone yelled "Do a flip!" .....and I did.
A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low and the cliff was non existent and now you took the poison !"
What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red.. me falling from a 20 story building
A few kids were talking about how big there housed were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. 1 little boy said, bet I have the biggest home. To everyone's supprise he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly there was also two towers included in the box as well..
what the twin tower and a bad joke has in common? They never land well.
why is the leaning tower of pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the twins towers .
I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity So I got another one free of charge
the twin towers remind me of an emote....bing,bang,boom.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
What do you call a house with dog hair? A shed
I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings
A leaf and a depressed kid fall from a building. Which hits the ground first?
The leaf, the rope stops the depressed kid.
gently throw a baby off a ten story building!
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down and he loved it. Not really though.
The twin towers shouldve known they were gonna get hit when there mom said here comes the airplane!
