Brother jokes
My brother thinks he's cool when he just SMELLS.
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
My brother: What are you looking at?
Me: A mistake.
My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.
A sister went to her brother's room and says,
"I'm scared, can I sleep with you?"
"Yes, sis."
"What is this?" (pointing at his dick)
"My pet snake."
"Can I pet it?"
"Yes."
He wakes up in a hospital.
"What happened?"
"Your snake spit on me, so I bit his head off."
"You dummy!"
"Whaaat?"
Memes
My little brother at three did this and it did not end well for him
My brother went missing 5 years ago. He also supported TRUMP. He is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard.
What do you say when your brother has too many jeans?
"Gene-ious!"
Brings a whole new meaning to brotherly love.
I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.
The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason Iām "bonely" is because you guys donāt find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get peopleās attention, but "tibia" honest I canāt be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesnāt really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
You know what I told my little brother plane?
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
"Poo heads."
What do you call my brother in the water?
"Tsunami."
Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.
"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."
Dad: Alive.
Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).
Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.
Mother: Alive...
Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.
Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)
I went to my girlfriend's house one day in Alabama when I met her brother. He said, "Well, I guess there's no more you stuck in the dryer."
It turns into ligma.
Brother: What's ligma?
Big Brother: Ligma dick!