My brother :what are u looking at. me: a mistake
My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:am, and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary
My brother thinks hes cool when he just SMELLS
so i got my brother a jumping castel for his birthday that bitch cried in his wheel chair
There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, your my favorite anyway!"
A sister went to her brothers room and says Sr:am scared can I sleep with you Br:yes siso Sr:what is this (pointing at his dick) Br:my pet š Sr:can I pet it Br:yes He wake up in a š„ Br:what happened Sr:your šspit on me so I bit his head of Br:you dummy Sr:whaaat
what do you say win your brother has to many jeans gene lousise
my brother tried to hit this guy with a plan and but hit the twin towers
Raju: How about you Sunil
Do you know?
Sanju: Sunil is my long distance
is a brother
Raju: Long brother?
Sanju : Yes, because I live in Ratnagiri and he
Nagpur
You know what I told my little brother plane
Listen my brother's , if you see a photo of her with a another person
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47
The joke im telling is my brother, Joey
It turns into ligma Brother: what ligma Big Brother: ligma dick
Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....
Good thing my brother's a little bit different.
I went to my girlfriends house one day in Alabama when I met her brother he said well I guess thereās no more you stuck in the dryer
hey firesharky... how did u know if i was ur brother when im not u didn't even say my name and plus im lying about my name.
Ok everyone on this wepsite.... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS the person who claims hes my "brother" is firesharky he is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick u to think i have a brother but i dont.
what do u call my brother is the water sunami
Dad: Alive Brother:orphan(fault=Mother) Me:dead on the inside but sadly alive Mother:Alive... Wait a minute.. I thought you were dead mom.. right your dead to me atleast.
hi freshfry hii alex i did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brothers soccer game and then people came to are house till 11:00 lol srry :)
