Brother Jokes

hi freshfry hii alex i did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brothers soccer game and then people came to are house till 11:00 lol srry :)

hey firesharky... how did u know if i was ur brother when im not u didn't even say my name and plus im lying about my name.

Ok everyone on this wepsite.... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS the person who claims hes my "brother" is firesharky he is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick u to think i have a brother but i dont.

I went to my girlfriends house one day in Alabama when I met her brother he said well I guess there’s no more you stuck in the dryer

My brother has a fucking was and I wake up to him twerking

The joke im telling is my brother, Joey

my brother tried to hit this guy with a plan and but hit the twin towers

You know what I told my little brother plane

It turns into ligma Brother: what ligma Big Brother: ligma dick

what do u call my brother is the water sunami

Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....

Good thing my brother's a little bit different.

Raju: How about you Sunil

Do you know?

Sanju: Sunil is my long distance

is a brother

Raju: Long brother?

Sanju : Yes, because I live in Ratnagiri and he

Nagpur

This joke includes potentially sensitive content.

My Mother: Wanna hear the song Chloe your the one I want on pandora? Meh: No I am tired of that song and I am annoyed by it. Mom: don't talk back to meh like that young lady. Me/ someone else? - -gets silent in da room- Brother: yea this song is very annoying but maybe better than the Chelsea song. Joke is here now what do you do if you hear the name Chloe?