Brother jokes
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
So I got my brother a jumping castle for his birthday. That bitch cried in his wheelchair.
There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"
My brother thinks he's cool when he just SMELLS.
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
Memes
Whats up brother
My brother: What are you looking at?
Me: A mistake.
My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.
A sister went to her brother's room and says,
"I'm scared, can I sleep with you?"
"Yes, sis."
"What is this?" (pointing at his dick)
"My pet snake."
"Can I pet it?"
"Yes."
He wakes up in a hospital.
"What happened?"
"Your snake spit on me, so I bit his head off."
"You dummy!"
"Whaaat?"
My brother went missing 5 years ago. He also supported TRUMP. He is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard.
What do you say when your brother has too many jeans?
"Gene-ious!"
Brings a whole new meaning to brotherly love.
I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.
The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason Iām "bonely" is because you guys donāt find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get peopleās attention, but "tibia" honest I canāt be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesnāt really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
My brother was stuck in a wheelchair after a motorbike accident. He became a swimming champion until I took the VR headset off.
You know what I told my little brother plane?
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
"Poo heads."
What do you call my brother in the water?
"Tsunami."
Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.
"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."