Ur mum smells like shit ye so she sucks a man off and washenmasheen yo don’t at me yeh u chiken breath
When you breath.
if u cut off ur head u cant breathe u also cant breathe if u die so y isnt it debreathiation
WHY CANT CHEETAHS RUN FOREVER BECAUSE THEY RUN OUT OF BREATH
There was a penguin breathing with his ass. One day he sat down and he died.
Craig Duncan is a child soldier with bad breath and has killed 5 people.(on fortnite)
your breath is so hot it mad the chicgo fire.
One day a guy named Carson is called a jerk and he says "I went to a party with my girlfriend and this random guy walks up to us and says can I borrow your girlfriend for a 30 minutes I say yes and he takes her up stairs. It was not only 30 minutes but a hour. When she came back down she was out of breath so I knew it was a pretty intense conversation.this happens about 3 more times that night. But as I was saying only a nice guy would let his girlfriend make friends with other guys 😊😇
How do you die from alzheimers? You forget how to breath.
You’re so lame you don’t have a superpower! Yah I do! Oh yeah what is it? My diaphragm contracts and moves downwards into my chest cavity and my lungs expand! That’s breathing Jim. NO IT’S NOT ,JACOB, YOU CAN’T PROVE IT!
Your dick is so small it's the size of a tic tac. Oh, that's why your mom's breath was so fresh last night.
Sucicide bombers, carry bombs and remember to breath
baby > commits start breathing Mom> commits abort baby > commits ohshit.exe
Q:What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A:How do you breathe through that little thing?
What did the lungs say to the cigar?? 'You take my breath away...'
My grandpa has a world record for holding his breath. He's been holding it for 6 years.
A man shoots up a School and then fakes his own death, he then later returns to shoot up the same school, he repeats the prosses a few times untill the police catch him, when they ask why he did it, he replied "I wondered when you would check if i was still breathing"
What keeps you breathing when your on earth?
I don't know I suffocated at birth
My mom said the happier a person is when sick the sooner they get better.
So I went to the hospital hooked up everyone's breathing masks to laughing gas.
Once there was this Whichdoctor, he walked barefoot most of the time which gave him impressive calluses on his feet. He also ate very little and the food gave him bad breath. Which made him (wait for it), A Super Callused Fragile Mystic Hexed By Halitosis.
