Morbid jokes

austin

my grandpa has a world record for holding his breathe… hes been holding it for 6 years.

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Hes dead to me

I

mines has been doing it for a couple months

S

hey he wanted to go to heaven and I said don't hold your breath but no one wants to listen to me now I tell you to kill someone you do it but this damn

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OH YEAH WELL MY SISTER HAS BEEN DOING IT FOR 23!!!

S

Jeez, he still holds the record for nearly 10 years

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