Break Up Jokes

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? - Because he needed some space.

My girlfriend sent “a let’s break up text” right when I was done editing our pics 😮‍💨

Roses are red violets are blue were breaking up because I never love you

Girlfriend:Babe what do yo think of our love? Me:Look at the stars in the sky Girlfriend:aww... it’s infinity right? Me:No,it’s a waste of time. Girlfriend:I’m breaking up with you. Me:Whatever when I take out the trash I think of you

why did you and sarah break up? cause she cheetahed on me

Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?

Because there was no chemistry...

How do you break up a fight between two gay men Say can you get straight to the point

What hurts the most?😹

A. Breaking up before chewing

B. Breaking up after chewing . 😂😂😂😂

One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish. I’m breaking up with you bitch.

Why did the parachute break up with the skydiver?

Because it was tired of being taken for granted every time things fell apart.

The longer the relationship, the longer the breakup will hurt you💔. Better Break up now ooo.🤣

Why did the booty break up with the fart?

It was just too much GASLIGHTING

I once had a trash can as a girl friend I was ready to break up with her but all she had to say was "please don't dump me" then I said "sorry i'm ready to take out the trash"

Unless you wanna die

Things you never tell a Latina
-Chill
-I'm breaking up with you
-Lower your voice
-Calm down
-Relax
-You're crazy
[stares in Spanish]

"my friend and her boyfriend were kissing until she puts her tongue down his throat and what happens next is really weird"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""the tongue gets stuck were his throat and starts to guh-gugh-gughhh trying to get her tongue out of his throat, but it cumssssss out with spit all over his tongue, then they break up because he didn't want that to happen ever Again..:/