What did the blind kid say after receiving a cheese grater for Christmas?
"This is the most violent book I’ve ever read."
Braille Jokes
What did the blind kid say after touching the emo kid’s hand?
“I ain’t reading all that.”
Imagine you ask a girl out in braille.
And she leaves you on felt.
A blind man handed me a piece of paper. It said, "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽."
I have no idea how he knew.
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄
I am reading a horror book in braille.
Something bad is going to happen. I CAN FEEL IT!
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
I would too if my name was Braille.
Stop.
You walk inside a building, then you see a blind German, then you call him his name.
Answer: Nazi.
Braille is not that hard to learn, you just got to have a feel for it.
DO Not Touch - the worst thing you can read in Braille.
Why did the kid who was blind, in jail, need light to see? He didn't, he needed to braille his way out.
I was with my blind friend, and he's telling me, "Yeah, I can read braille." So I hand him a Lego brick and ask him to read it. Apparently, Lego has been hiding a dark secret from us for years; as all their bricks read, "Screw you, asshole."
What do you call a blind author?
A Braille writer.
you.
I've just started reading my first ever Braille horror story, and I think that something scary is about to happen. I can feel it.
