Braille

Braille Jokes

Cheese grater

What did the blind kid say after receiving a cheese grater for Christmas?

"This is the most violent book I’ve ever read."

Kid

What did the blind kid say after touching the emo kid’s hand?

“I ain’t reading all that.”

Girl

Imagine you ask a girl out in braille.

And she leaves you on felt.

Man

A blind man handed me a piece of paper. It said, "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽."

I have no idea how he knew.

Something

I am reading a horror book in braille.

Something bad is going to happen. I CAN FEEL IT!

Dog

Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?

I would too if my name was Braille.

Nazi

You walk inside a building, then you see a blind German, then you call him his name.

Answer: Nazi.

Feel

Braille is not that hard to learn, you just got to have a feel for it.

Kid

Why did the kid who was blind, in jail, need light to see? He didn't, he needed to braille his way out.

Lego

I was with my blind friend, and he's telling me, "Yeah, I can read braille." So I hand him a Lego brick and ask him to read it. Apparently, Lego has been hiding a dark secret from us for years; as all their bricks read, "Screw you, asshole."

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  • Horror

    I've just started reading my first ever Braille horror story, and I think that something scary is about to happen. I can feel it.

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