Boys jokes
Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"
The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"
He said he like Neymar so HIT THAT BOY LIKE FROM THE BACK!
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
No, it's not just a crotch grab. Jacko was jacking it on stage when he saw a 6-year-old boy in the front row.
How do you get Wacko Jacko to come inside your shop? Have little boys' pants half off!
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
A boy and a girl are showering together. The girl looks down and says to the boy, "Hey, can I touch it?" The boy replies, "Oh hell nah. You already ripped yours off."
What do you call a little boy with no arms and no legs?
Names.
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.
What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby, be mine.
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
Boy: “My heart MELTS for you.”
Girl: “OMG, are you okay?!?!”
Boy: “Yeah, why?”
Girl: “Because if your heart is melting, then you are NOT okay.”
What do you call a boy Panera Bread?
Panera Balls.
What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, he still hasn't opened it yet.
What place has more boys than the Catholic Church? Michael Jackson's bedroom.
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood.
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.