Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks
Why don’t pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys cocks
Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
What did the plane say to the tower? ''Yo can I crash at your place for a bit and can my boy crash at your boys place
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off
How did the blind boy's parents punish him Rearrange the furniture
Why cant a homeless person be in The Boys
Because he would have beef with homelander
How many alter boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests have basement
nevermind if i told you it would go straight through your head
"beast boy four"
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream" -Margret "Why"-Depress boy "Because he got ran over"-Margret "I wish that was me"-Depress boy
Everyone at the queens funeral: me and the boys getting her reboot card
A young boy asked his Dad was it true that we come from a Stork?... Dad said.. it is Son.. Son says.. who fucks a Stork ?.
How do you know if spaghetti is a boy a girl, its meatballs
you know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?" How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
A man sees a small boy begging for money He walks up to him and asks him if he is an orphan.
The boy asks "what gave me away?"
The man responds "your parents"
Ok boys are known to measure there dicks but do girls measure there depths?????
POV: Wine Taster in hell
I was, sitting with the best wine ever made on the table in front of me. this silhouette begins to speak, "you have risen to be the most superb Wine Taster on Earth. then you got run over by a truck hauling freshly made wine to a warehouse. your crimes are as follows: you left your high school prom date with another man after you got her pregnant, you let your mother believe that the cat ran away after you drowned it in the pool, and you never got married. how do you plead?" the man looked at the silhouette like it was a purple rabbit. "guilty," said the man, "but if you would be so kind would you at least tell me what the wine in front of me tastes and smells like I will take any punishment you deem fit." very well," said the silhouette, "but you will regret that request." out of the shadows comes a boy only looking 19 years old. the boy says "I will you taster today. I am confident about my sense of taste." the boy takes the first bottle and opens it, pours it into a wine glass, and swirls it around. He then takes a sniff and begins to drink, to the Wine Taster he says, "Mmmm, Taste like chicken."
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory???? He kept throwing away the bent ones!!
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple... you never see a pimple come on a little boys face.
