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What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.

What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?

They both have eyes.

What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.

What do emo kids and apples have in common?

They both hang off trees.

What does a rifle and a microwave have in common?

They both go "Ping" when they are done.

What can you say about planes that you can say about stocks?

They both be flying??

What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?

1. They both want to die.

2. They both cut to die faster.

3. They both listen to emo songs.

4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."

Our soon to be ex-Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims.

He should fund proctologists too because he'll likely need both after prison.

I broke my ankles so hard I had to walk uphill both ways.

Kid: I want to be like Batman.

Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.

Genie: I told you.

Kid: .............................................

What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?

Spam.

What type of clock is both cringe and an app?

TikTok.

What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?

Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.

The bright side of this pandemic is now both my hands look equally chapped and raw.

What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?

They both have red circles on their bodies.

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

They both used to be straight.

Thanks Ethan for all you've done. We've both made mistakes when all is said and done, but just thanks for being a good friend. This is officially my last post on here, Ethan-Real 1.

Your mum's vagina is so ravenous, that last night we both ended up on the living room floor, with her on top. She was eating my creamy young face off.

Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?

A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.

Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.