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What do Priests and School shooters have in common?

They both blast little kids in the face.

What’s a similarity between a priest and McDonald’s?

They both shove their meat between 10 year old buns.

What is the difference between cum and milk? Nothing. They are both white and tasty.

Why is a pro fighter like a fisher?

They both can throw a hook.

What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.

What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.

What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.

What does a condom and a coffin have in common?

They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.

A man goes to a doctor and says he's having problems shitting, so the doctor gives him an enema and says he needs to do it a few times at home, but does the first one for him. So the guy bends over the table, lubes him up, and shoves it deep in him, and he yells.

So later, the man goes home and tells his wife he needs her help with the enema. So he bends over, she lubes him up, puts a hand on his shoulder, and she shoves it up there, and he starts screaming and cussing, and the wife asks, "Did I hurt you?" He said, "No, I just realized when the doctor did it, he had both hands on my shoulders."

What does Nemo have in common with my dad?

They both can't be found.

What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.

Yo mama's so fat, she woke up on both sides of the bed.

What's the difference between a feminist and a pig?

There isn't one; they are both the same thing.

Do you know what the similarity between a penis and cucumber is?

They both have cum in it.

What does a duck and a tablespoon have in common?

Both are not a lamp.

What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common?

Both stare off into space.

Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.

They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!

What starts with "s" and ends with "erm"? SuperM.

This means both "matrix" and "master" so take out the "u" and then you just get "master". When you think of sperm, you think of porn. If you're a master at something, you're also a star at it. So you get porn star.

What does a priest and time have in common? They're both predators.

What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?

They both went down.