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What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?

~they're both a dick in a box.

"Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you." mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.

What do feminists and tampons have in common?

They're both stuck-up cunts.

What starts with "s" and ends with "erm"? SuperM.

This means both "matrix" and "master" so take out the "u" and then you just get "master". When you think of sperm, you think of porn. If you're a master at something, you're also a star at it. So you get porn star.

What do fire and people have in common?

They will both eventually die out.

What's the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer?

I don't know, I have both!

I got up one day; my neighbor was in my house and was going to take me and my mom out. I showed my mom and my neighbor a trick. They both liked it. I asked my neighbor, "Do you know any tricks?" He said, "Yes, in matter of fact, I could tell you what your mom had for breakfast." I said, "How?" Well, my neighbor licked my mom's ass and ate her pussy out in front of me. He told me my mom had pancakes. So we were in the car; I asked my neighbor, "How did you know what my mom had pancakes for breakfast?" My neighbor said, "Well, that is what your mom made me while we were waiting for you to get up."

What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.

What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.

What does a condom and a coffin have in common?

They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.

What does my dad have in common with Nemo?

They both can’t be found.

What do gay guys and priests have in common?

They are both gay in their own ways.

What do Priests and School shooters have in common?

They both blast little kids in the face.

What is the difference between cum and milk? Nothing. They are both white and tasty.

What’s a similarity between a priest and McDonald’s?

They both shove their meat between 10 year old buns.

Why is a pro fighter like a fisher?

They both can throw a hook.

What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.

What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.

What does Nemo have in common with my dad?

They both can't be found.

Yo mama's so fat, she woke up on both sides of the bed.