Border jokes
Why does Trump build a wall?
There’s such a thing as a ladder.
Borders are fat.
Chuck Norris told those three men how to climb Trump's wall.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country!!!
I was going from Germany to Austria, and I accidentally crossed the border illegally. When the police caught me, they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them, "Why?" They said I didn't see the border.
What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.
Why are there no Olympics in Mexico?
Because everyone from Mexico that can run, jump, and swim is already over the border.
My friend asked me how fast my humor was, and I said it jumps borders. Then he asked how dark my humor is, and I said it picks cotton.
Q: Why did the flat earther become gay?
A: He knows a thing or two about giving dome.
Q: Why did he eventually become asexual?
A: He doesn't believe in anything south of the border.
Here's how to piss off all of North America.
All the United States is, is South Canadia.
What's fast and almost got away?
A Mexican jumping the border.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport??
Cross country because they don't need to be in America. Mexico was made for them.
Q: What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant?
A: On The Border.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
On Christmas, Mexicans wake up in the morning, then take a nap.
Joking, I know they work hard. They run all the way to the border to decorate the barbed wire.
A German went to France for a holiday, and here is the scene. French border staff asked, "Occupation?" The German replied, "No, no, no, just visiting."
You know the sport that Mexicans are good at?
Cross-country.
Why does Mexico not have a good athletics team? Because anyone who can run or jump is already over the wall.
Why did the chicken cross to the U.S. from Mexico?
To get to the U.S., but he had to show his papers first.
Why did Trump decide to build the wall?
Because China built a wall and they do not have any Mexicans.