My friend asked me how fast my humor was, and I said it jumps borders. Then he asked how dark my humor is, and I said it picks cotton.
Q: Why did the flat earther become gay?
A: He knows a thing or two about giving dome.
Q: Why did he eventually become asexual?
A: He doesn't believe in anything south of the border.
Here's how to piss off all of North America.
All the United States is, is South Canadia.
What's fast and almost got away?
A Mexican jumping the border.
Q: What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant?
A: On The Border.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
On Christmas, Mexicans wake up in the morning, then take a nap.
Joking, I know they work hard. They run all the way to the border to decorate the barbed wire.
A German went to France for a holiday, and here is the scene. French border staff asked, "Occupation?" The German replied, "No, no, no, just visiting."
Why does Mexico not have a good athletics team? Because anyone who can run or jump is already over the wall.
Why did the chicken cross to the U.S. from Mexico?
To get to the U.S., but he had to show his papers first.
Why did Trump decide to build the wall?
Because China built a wall and they do not have any Mexicans.
Immigration jokes just cross the line.
A rooster ran across the border from the USA to Canada and laid an egg. Which country does that egg belong to?
Roosters don't lay eggs.
When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?
Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing."
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on juan.
So, you wanna hear a joke about the wall?
... Actually, nah, you won't get over it.
How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall? -- They'll get over it.
Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos?
Because the sign says "No Tres passing."
