Why did the chicken cross to the U.S. from Mexico? To get to the U.S. but he had to show his papers first.
Why did Trump decide to build the wall?
Because China built a wall and they do not have any Mexicans.
Immigration jokes just cross the line.
A rooster ran across the border from the USA to Canada and laid an egg. Which country does that egg belong to?
Roosters don't lay eggs.
When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?
Why don't mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing"
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball Juan on juan
How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall? -- They'll get over it.
Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos?
Because the sign says "No Tres passing."
