Border jokes

Immigration jokes just cross the line.

A rooster ran across the border from the USA to Canada and laid an egg. Which country does that egg belong to?

Roosters don't lay eggs.

When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?

Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing."

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on juan.

So, you wanna hear a joke about the wall?

... Actually, nah, you won't get over it.

How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall? -- They'll get over it.

Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos?

Because the sign says "No Tres passing."