Why does sans say I got a bone to pick with you?
Because he needs to pick your balls
What's blue and bad for your teeth?
A green brick that's painted blue after the original paint dries (it takes a little while to dry) but after it dries you can paint it and then it will be green. If the brick is green it is called a green brick as it is green (not blue anymore) and it hurts your teeth because brick is a hard material that can damage the bones in your mouth (also known as your teeth)
What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you I like you
Why did the skeleton die from laughter? Cause they broke all his "FUNNY BONES!"
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell-bone of the human.
Hey paps, BONE-appetit (just eat your spaguetti)
Sans: What I am using? ... A trom-bone
A skeleton decided to become an assassin He was always skull-king around
What is a skeleton’s favourite singer? Pelvis Presley
I got fired for not doing enough work Guess I didn’t put enough back-bone into it
why do emo kids not run because there body will tear apart from the bones from all the cuts
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it
Papyrus ran headfast into a windmill. Guess you can call him a bone head
A French sans would greet you with the o bone- jour
What’s a skeletons favourite instrument?
The trom-BONE
I was in an argument with a "friend" at school. he said, "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me"...
...so I threw a dictionary at him.
I have 206 bones in my body but when I look at you I have 207
Me:Okay,Papyrus.I'm no Sherlock BONES,but I'd say that storyspin sans is the Imposter.
Papyrus:HUMAN,WHY ARE YOU SAD? Me:I'm just BONELY. Sans:Good one kiddo.
A dog found a bone then he was walking happily across to street and he saw a bridge he dicided to walk on the bridge he saw his reflection and thought It was another dog then he barked at him and the bone fell in the river the dog said what a fool I have been and walked away
