Bomber

Bomber Jokes

What do middle eastern suicide bomber say before they blow up? I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!

Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight year old girl then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture and train her as a suicide bomber

i dont want to die alone.... that is why i am working my way up to become a suicide bomber!

What’s the difference between a suicide bomber and a feminist? A suicide actually does something when triggered.

They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0

What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.

It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.