Bomber

Bomber jokes

"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.

What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?

I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!

Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.

Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].

What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?

An RCXD (remote control explosive).

I don't want to die alone... That is why I am working my way up to become a suicide bomber!

What did the bomber say to the jet?

"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."

*WAIT NO-*

What’s the difference between a suicide bomber and a feminist? A suicide bomber actually does something when triggered.

They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0

What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.