Bomber jokes
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and your mom?
A suicide bomber doesn't abort their mission like your mom did when she had you.
What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad?
You shout out, "B-52!"
Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.
I have a friend who's a suicide bomber. He's a blast at parties.
Why did the suicide bomber get promoted?
Because he was blowing up at work. 💀😈
How did the Indian suicide bomber blow himself up?
He pressed the red button.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)
Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...
Are they just given a quick crash course?
How do you know all suicide bombers self-identify as being old?
They are all boomers in the end.
I could have sworn while watching anime I saw an American Boeing B-29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.
What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?
I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!
Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.
Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RCXD (remote control explosive).
POV: Your mum is a bomber.
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
I don't want to die alone... That is why I am working my way up to become a suicide bomber!
I'm going to bomb a little child (I'm an USA bomber).