Bomber jokes
What did the bomber say to the jet?
"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."
*WAIT NO-*
These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.
Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...
Are they just given a quick crash course?
How do you know all suicide bombers self-identify as being old?
They are all boomers in the end.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
POV: Your mum is a bomber.
Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].
Why did the suicide bomber get promoted?
Because he was blowing up at work. 💀😈
I have a friend who's a suicide bomber. He's a blast at parties.
What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?
I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!
I'm going to bomb a little child (I'm an USA bomber).
Suicide bombers, carry bombs and remember to breathe.