Bomber jokes
How many fingers am I holding up?
Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?
A: A suicide bomber.
The weirdest thing happened yesterday. My dad came back from work... He’s a suicide bomber.
Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?
Puberty waits for the blow up.
Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].
POV: Your mum is a bomber.
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is dying alone.
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
What did the bomber say to the jet?
"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."
*WAIT NO-*
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.
What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad?
You shout out, "B-52!"
What’s the difference between a suicide bomber and a feminist? A suicide bomber actually does something when triggered.
It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.
Funny thing happened today, my dad came home from work which is weird cause he’s a suicide bomber.