“You da bomb!” “No, you da bomb!”
In the US, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
“You da bomb!” “No, you da bomb!”
In the US, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
What do you call a skunk 🦨 falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
Where did jonny go during the bombing Everywhere
What did niki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?
Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you.
What do you call a ghosts fart? A spirit bomb
Wonder Why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming? The didn't open their eyes. jajqjajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajjajajajajajajajajjajajajajaja
Person 1 : "Where was Hiroshima?" Person 2 "In Japan" Person 1 "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
Where are fart bombs made?
Old peoples arses!
There once was 3 men on an airplane and one bit into an apple and said this is disgusting and threw it out the window the 2nd man bit into a banana and said this is rotten and he threw it out the window the 3rd man bit into a bomb and screamed " ALL MY TEETH FELL OUT" and he threw it out the window. Meanwhile, on the ground, a police officer was walking and he saw a kid crying and he went up to him and asked him why he was crying he replied an apple came flying out of the sky and hit me on the head! the police officer said that is weird and kept on walking. Then he saw another kid crying and the police officer asked why are you crying and he answered a banana came flying out of the sky and hit he on the head the officer said this has been a strange day. Then he says a kid laughing and he asked why he was laughing and he said while he was laughing my dad farted and the house blew up.
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms”
“Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends”
“Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground”
“Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag”
“Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus”
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
Did you hear about the Boston marathon cause well I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away