Boiling jokes
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
The neighbor’s children challenged me to a water fight.
I’m just checking my Facebook quickly before the kettle boils.
"Boiled ham" is what you call a dead Russian.
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!
How do you boil holy water?... You boil the hell out of it!
I was boiling some water and said, "Water, you will be mist!"
