The neighbor’s children challenged me to a water fight. I’m just checking my Facebook quickly before the kettle boils.
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his BEATS
Boiled ham us what you call a dead Russian
how do you boil holy water?...you boil the hell out of it
I was boiling some water and said Water you will be mist
