Boiling jokes
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
The neighbor’s children challenged me to a water fight.
I’m just checking my Facebook quickly before the kettle boils.
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!
"Boiled ham" is what you call a dead Russian.
How do you boil holy water?... You boil the hell out of it!
I was boiling some water and said, "Water, you will be mist!"
Community talk
Bro im so angry at my body cause sometimes when i fart it's boiling hot and it hurts so bad and it always smells like eggs 😿
i refuse to take a shower without feeling like a lobster being boiled into the steamy abyss
"70 Female Habits That Make Men’s Blood Boil" has people pissed off