The neighbor’s children challenged me to a water fight.
I’m just checking my Facebook quickly before the kettle boils.
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
"Boiled ham" is what you call a dead Russian.
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!
How do you boil holy water?... You boil the hell out of it!
I was boiling some water and said, "Water, you will be mist!"
