Bodily Fluid jokes
No matter how black the person is, that cum will still be the whitest thing you'll ever see.
So, if she gargles your cum, is that a jacuzzi daycare?
Take a water bottle, shake it, you got piss.
When you're exercising and you feel the “gush.”
Technically, a human is hollow. We have an empty tube through us from the mouth and nose to the asshole and dick or pussy. We are basically tubes.
Bro, tampons look like sperms, and they go up your coochie.
It squirted in my eye, God dammit!
Period blood is like KFC, because it's finger-licking good!
Gary and Steve are having sex and the phone rings. Steve goes to answer the phone and tells Gary, "Hey, don't finish yourself until I get back." After returning from the other room, there is cum all over the bed and wall of the bedroom. "Jesus, Gary, I said not to finish yourself until I got back!" Gary turns to him and says, "I didn't, I farted."
How much semen can a gay man hold? A buttload.
One time I was at home alone with my dawgy, and I was eating peanut butter. I thought since it's oily, I could use it as a lotion, so I spread it all over my private part. My dawgy came over and started licking the peanut butter off my private part, and my private part got big and hard. Then, white stuff came out of my wee wee, and my dawgy started looking up at me and whining.
And then my daddy came home and saw what I was doing and shouted, "What are you doing?" And I said I was using peanut butter on my private part. Then he said, "Well, let me have a taste." And then he started doing what my dawgy was doing.
