Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican? Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.
👱‍♀️ 👱‍♂️what is the difference between two blondes and a Libertarian? A Libertarian hasn't won a presidential election since 1972 and two blondes are too stupid to run in a presidential election
why couldn't the blonde dial 911? She couldn't find the 11
How do you confuse a blonde? Tell them to stand in the corner in a round room
31. During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password: "MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento" When asked why such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.
32. Two crows were in a field when they noticed a figure that looked like a man in the distance. "See that over there? What is that?", says the first crow. The second crows takes a long look, "That's a scarecrow. Looks authentic, doesn't it." "How can you tell it's a scarecrow and not a person?", replies the first crow. "Look at it's hand. No cellphone", says the second crow.
33. Three friends stranded on a deserted island find a magic lamp. Inside it is a genie who agrees to grant each friend one wish. “I want to go home,” says the first friend. The genie grants her wish. “I want to go home, too,” says the second friend. And the genie sends him back home. “I’m lonely,” says the third friend. “I sure wish my friends were back here."
34. A cruise ship passes by a remote island, and all the passengers see a bearded man running around and waving his arms wildly. “Captain,” one passenger asks, “who is that man over there?” “I have no idea,” the captain says, “but he goes nuts every year when we pass him.”
35. After Sunday church, the priest would hand us each an orange and a big cookie. A little girl once lied and took two oranges, but the priest told her she mustn't lie because God is watching. Then, the girl took two cookies and lied about it. When asked why she had done that, she said because she thought that God was only watching oranges.
36. I was in my garden when I got the news that my father had fallen from a 20 feet ladder and was in the hospital. I rushed to the hospital expecting that my father had some major fractures, but he was alright except for some minor cuts. When I told him that it was a miracle, he disagreed and told me, "Son, I had just fallen from the first step of the ladder."
What did the Blonde say to the other Blonde? They don’t know they couldn’t figure out what to say
there was a girl called Millie and she had sexy blond hair and she wanted to chase me but I told her she had to catch me first if she loves me
what do you call a blond with half a brain? gifted
What is white, blue eyed, blonde haired and somehow was made in galilee during the roman occupation? An Itallian Renaissance painting that was carbon dated
I saw a girl with blond hair. she was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw. So I ran up to her feeling hot
So all blondes are dumb rite?
Is that why there are so many more white people that are blonde than black?
A man marries a blonde chick, live a happy life together and the man asks his wife if she wants kids she says "yes". So, a couple years go by, they have one boy and one girl. They go to school, go home with their report cards and the dad asks what their grades were. The son says he's not doing well, same with the daughter. They ask why they're doing so bad in school, and the dad replies with "ask your mother that question"
"Whats the capital of Texas", Said The Brown Hair. " T ", Said The Blonde
What do you get if you cross Hilary Clinton and Barrack Obama. A blonde n1gger cunt
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant
What did the blond say abou the new Iphone. Krabby patty jizz sandwich
Blondes like their men how they like their rice, brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
Question: Why did the blonde get excited after finishing a puzzle in 5 months? Answer: The box said 3-5 years!
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building who would hit the ground 1st? The brunette because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions! ⬆️⬇️➡️⬅️
