sexy hot gils were 2 boooooobs i should say i wanna suck them
I saw a girl with blond hair. she was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw. So I ran up to her feeling hot
I went on a walk last night with a really hot girl. Then she noticed me and we went for a run.
I lent a hot girl my umbrella yesterday. That takes the number of girls I've made wet this year to -1.
Guy walks into a bar. Sees a hot girl. Walks up to her and says "your getting laid tonight" She replies "what are you some sort of psychic" He says "No i'm just stronger than you".
A hot girls wants to do suicide and jump from a bridge when an ugly smelly homeless weirdo walks up to her. And he says "hey you hot babe, let's fuck. She just answers "get the fuck away you ugly bastard". The guy just laughs and says "alright i wait down there".
I was walking this hot girl home then she noticed me then the walk turned into a run
Girl: I’m so in love with you! Boy: me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: - aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot. Girl: whats the ijk? Boy: I’m just kidding
A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone and the nun says yes a fucking hot girl
i was at a funeral i kiss a hot girl i did not know she was the one that died
