Blender

Blender Jokes

Frog

What is Green and Red and goes round and round?

A frog in a blender.

(this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended)

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?

One can support an average family.

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  • Baby

    What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

    One screams when you put it in a blender, and the other one is a cooperative little fruit.

    Baby

    How do you get a baby into a small bowl?

    A blender.

    How do you get it out? Tostito chips.

    Baby

    How do you fit a hundred babies into a small bucket?

    With a blender.

    Baby

    How do you get 100 dead babies into a tub? Put them in the blender.

    How do you get them out of the tub? Give mexicans tortilla chips and tell them theres salsa in the tub.

    Baby

    Person 1: Why did you put the baby feet first into the blender?

    Person 2: To see his facial expression. Why else?

    Zebra

    What's black and white and red all over????? A zebra in a blender!

    Dead Baby

    What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies?

    I don’t put fruit in a blender.

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  • Smoothie

    My Smoothie Ingredients: - Bananas - Strawberry - The Blood of my ex - Peanut Butter

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  • Baby

    What's the best way to get ten babies in a bowl?

    A blender.

    What's the best way to get them out?

    A blender.

    Resistance

    How did you get Sally into a blender?

    - Without much resistance.

    How do you get Sally out of a blender?

    - Tortilla chips.

    Baby

    How do you get 500 dead babies into a car?

    A blender.

    How do you get 500 dead babies out of a car?

    A straw.

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  • Frog

    What's green then red all over and goes 100mph?

    A frog in a blender.

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  • Baby

    What's black and red and goes 90 miles an hour? A baby in a blender!

    Baby

    Q: How do you get 10 babies in a trashcan?

    A: With a blender.

    Q: How do you get them out?

    A: Chips.

    Frog

    What turns green to red in a flick of a switch?

    A frog in a blender.

    Penguin

    What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

    What's all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender.

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