What's red all over and spins at 100 mps?
Baby in a blender.
What's red all over and spins at 100 mps?
Baby in a blender.
How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.
What is Green and Red and goes round and round?
A frog in a blender.
(this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended)
What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?
One can support an average family.
What’s red and goes 100 miles per hour?
Babies in a blender.
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One screams when you put it in a blender, and the other one is a cooperative little fruit.
How do you get a baby into a small bowl?
A blender.
How do you get it out? Tostito chips.
How do you fit a hundred babies into a small bucket?
With a blender.
How do you get 100 dead babies into a tub? Put them in the blender.
How do you get them out of the tub? Give mexicans tortilla chips and tell them theres salsa in the tub.
Person 1: Why did you put the baby feet first into the blender?
Person 2: To see his facial expression. Why else?
What's black and white and red all over????? A zebra in a blender!
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies?
I don’t put fruit in a blender.
My Smoothie Ingredients: - Bananas - Strawberry - The Blood of my ex - Peanut Butter
What's the best way to get ten babies in a bowl?
A blender.
What's the best way to get them out?
A blender.
How did you get Sally into a blender?
- Without much resistance.
How do you get Sally out of a blender?
- Tortilla chips.
How do you get 500 dead babies into a car?
A blender.
How do you get 500 dead babies out of a car?
A straw.
What's green then red all over and goes 100mph?
A frog in a blender.
What's black and red and goes 90 miles an hour? A baby in a blender!
Q: How do you get 10 babies in a trashcan?
A: With a blender.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Chips.
What turns green to red in a flick of a switch?
A frog in a blender.
What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.
What's all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender.