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Black White Jokes

Nun

What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.

Penguin

What's black and white and read all over?

A newspaper.

What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over?

A penguin falling down the stairs.

Color

What’s black, white, and red all over?

An embarrassed biracial guy.

Zebra

What goes white, black, white, black, red?

A zebra falling down the stairs.

Cow

Teacher: Describe a penguin.

Student: Black, white, beak.

Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan.

Student: Sad, maybe depressed, no family.

Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow.

Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes.

Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?

Student: It describes you tho.

Nun

What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill?

A fat nun.

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  • Nun

    What's black, white, and red?

    A nun that fell down an elevator shaft.

    Penguin

    What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

    What's all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender.

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  • Zebra

    What's black, white, and "read" all over?

    A zebra after a lion is full.

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  • Nun

    What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs.

    What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!

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