Black white jokes
What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs.
What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!
Teacher: Describe a penguin.
Student: Black, white, beak.
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan.
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, no family.
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow.
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes.
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
What’s black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill?
A fat nun.
What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.
What's all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender.
Q: What's black, white and red all over?
A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.
What's black, white, and red all over?
A bi-racial car wreck.
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abortion.
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An ethnic orgy.
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
What's black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over?
A penguin falling down the stairs.
What goes white, black, white, black, red?
A zebra falling down the stairs.
What is black, white, and red all over?
My third wife.
What's black, white, and red all over?
A nun in a blender.
What's black, white, and "read" all over?
A zebra after a lion is full.
What is black, white, and red all over?
A dead zebra 🦓
Q: What's black, white, and Asian?
A: A panda!
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An embarrassed biracial guy.
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abort!
What's black, white, and red all over?
Lossvagus school shooting.