Black white jokes
What’s black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
What's black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over?
A penguin falling down the stairs.
What's black, white, and red all over?
A nun in a blender.
Q: What's black, white and red all over?
A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An embarrassed biracial guy.
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abort!
What goes white, black, white, black, red?
A zebra falling down the stairs.
Teacher: Describe a penguin.
Student: Black, white, beak.
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan.
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, no family.
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow.
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes.
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill?
A fat nun.
What's black, white, and red all over?
Lossvagus school shooting.
What's black, white, and red all over?
A bi-racial car wreck.
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An ethnic orgy.
What is black, white, and red all over?
A dead zebra 🦓
What's black, white, and red?
A nun that fell down an elevator shaft.
What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.
What's all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender.
What's black, white, and "read" all over?
A zebra after a lion is full.
What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs.
What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!
Q: What's black, white, and Asian?
A: A panda!
What is black, white, and red all over?
My third wife.