Bisexual

Bisexual Jokes

ISIS

Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?

A. Bisexual.

Gay

Gays: I like men.

Straight: I like women.

Bisexual: A hole is a hole.

Blow job

What is the difference between paying $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole and paying $175.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from an able-bodied bisexual white female who is also a sex worker at a glory hole?

If you give $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole you are saving yourself $125.00. ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ˜

Priest

Why do Catholic priests make the best cocksuckers for gay and bisexual men that are members of the Catholic Church?

Because there are glory holes inside of the confessional booths.

Cocksucker

Who is the definition of a natural-born cocksucker?

A bisexual male, a homosexual male, a bisexual female, or a heterosexual female?

A physically disabled heterosexual male.

Redneck

What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?

Africa

In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or bisexual.

At the end of the day, it's night.

Gay

Bisexuals arenโ€™t gay.

Bisexuals arenโ€™t straight.

Theyโ€™re graight! ๐Ÿ˜‚

Incest

Did you hear about the bisexual from Alabama? He can't decide whether to fuck his brother or his sister.

Gender

I was just fine being bisexual... Now Iโ€™m gender fluid... great...

Gay

It would just be easier to be a gay guy, instead of a gender-fluid bisexual.

Hole

Gays: "I like men."

Straight: "I like women."

Bisexual: "A hole is a hole."

Adult

๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿ˜ซ ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿ˜ณ ๐Ÿ˜Š ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ‘ฉ ๐Ÿ‘จ

Why did a bisexual man wanted a physically handicapped โ™ฟ ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ’ผ ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ‘ฌ gay man to give him a anonymous blowjob under the stall inside the men'restroom ๐Ÿšป ๐Ÿšน at a restarea? because getting a blowjob from a call girl ๐Ÿ‘ง cost $75.00 ๐Ÿ‘ฌ ๐Ÿ‘ฌ ๐Ÿ‘ฌ ๐Ÿ‘ฌ ๐Ÿ‘ฌ ๐Ÿ‘ฌ ๐ŸŒ ๐ŸŒ ๐ŸŒ ๐ŸŒ ๐ŸŒ ๐Ÿ‘ฌ ๐Ÿ‘ฌ ๐Ÿ‘ฌ ๐Ÿ‘ฌ ๐Ÿ‘ฌ ๐ŸŒญ ๐ŸŒญ ๐ŸŒญ ๐ŸŒญ ๐ŸŒญ

Man

Why do you call a man that is physically handicapped and German?

A physically handicapped bisexual man that is promiscuous and German.

Adult

Why do bisexual men ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ‘ฉ ๐Ÿ‘จ love gay men bisexual men don't love gay men ๐Ÿ‘ฌ ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ‘จ they just wanted to suck gay men's ๐Ÿ‘ฌ cocks ๐ŸŒญ ๐ŸŒญ because they ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ like their ๐Ÿจ ๐Ÿจ ๐Ÿฆ ๐Ÿฆ cream filling ๐Ÿ˜‹ โ˜บ ๐Ÿ’• ๐Ÿ’– ๐Ÿค— ๐Ÿ˜Š ๐Ÿ˜‹ โ˜บ ๐Ÿ’• ๐Ÿ’– ๐Ÿค— ๐Ÿ˜Š ๐Ÿ˜‹ โ˜บ

Minister

Why did a minister who is a Christian nationalist and a bisexual man give anonymous blowjobs to physically handicapped gay men under the handicapped stalls inside the men's restrooms at a rest area?

He wanted to eat footlong hotdogs for lunch at the rest area, but he wanted a sample first (taster).

Adult

๐Ÿ˜ณ ๐Ÿ˜ณ ๐Ÿ˜ณ what can a physically handicapped โ™ฟ ๐Ÿ‘ฌ ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ‘จ gay man can do better than a physically handicapped โ™ฟ bisexual man ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ‘ฉ ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿค” when his ๐Ÿ‘„ mouth is wide open ๐Ÿ˜ when his head is sticking out under the stall inside the men's ๐Ÿšน restroom ๐Ÿšป at a rest ๐Ÿ˜ด area ๐Ÿ˜ด suck the chrome of a tall pipe ๐Ÿ‘„

Fellatio

What is one thing that a physicality handicapped gay man can do better than a heterosexual female or a bisexual female that are not born physicality handicapped? Know how to perform fellatio on a man that has a very long and thick and very large dick.