Bisexual jokes
How many bisexuals does it take to change a light bulb?
Depends, are you AC or DC? However many turn you on.
What do you call an Iraqi who owns a camel and a goat?
Bisexual.
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
Are you bisexual...
Or are you hellosexual?
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
Gays: I like men.
Straight: I like women.
Bisexual: A hole is a hole.
What is the difference between paying $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole and paying $175.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from an able-bodied bisexual white female who is also a sex worker at a glory hole?
If you give $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole you are saving yourself $125.00. 💸😁
Why do Catholic priests make the best cocksuckers for gay and bisexual men that are members of the Catholic Church?
Because there are glory holes inside of the confessional booths.
Who is the definition of a natural-born cocksucker?
A bisexual male, a homosexual male, a bisexual female, or a heterosexual female?
A physically disabled heterosexual male.
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?
In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or bisexual.
At the end of the day, it's night.
Bisexuals aren’t gay.
Bisexuals aren’t straight.
They’re graight! 😂
Did you hear about the bisexual from Alabama? He can't decide whether to fuck his brother or his sister.
I was just fine being bisexual... Now I’m gender fluid... great...
It would just be easier to be a gay guy, instead of a gender-fluid bisexual.
Gays: "I like men."
Straight: "I like women."
Bisexual: "A hole is a hole."
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Why do you call a man that is physically handicapped and German?
A physically handicapped bisexual man that is promiscuous and German.
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Why did a minister who is a Christian nationalist and a bisexual man give anonymous blowjobs to physically handicapped gay men under the handicapped stalls inside the men's restrooms at a rest area?
He wanted to eat footlong hotdogs for lunch at the rest area, but he wanted a sample first (taster).