What did hitler get for his 6th birth day???
A KEWsy burger and an easy bake oven
My father is like Houdini, when he heard his girlfriend was pregnant he disappeared.
A boy breaks a vase and his mom says its ok honey mistakes happen how do you think you were born
Runescape is the only form of birth control that is 100% effective.
My parents told me I was born on the highway.
Aparently that’s where most accidents happen.
It said to submit a joke and thats what my mom did when i was born
Yo mama so ugly she had to ask Satan to help her give birth
An American mother has 3 children. The first child asked his mum: 'Why is my sister caleed Crasy horse and my brother Rushing water?' Mum: Because those were the first thing I saw after i gave birth to them. Why are you asking all these questions 2 dogs fucking?
if babies stay in their mothers for 9 months, are they not 9 months old when they are born.
My stepmom kicked me out of the house because was I was raped and got pregnant. I kicked her to death because she had sex ad gave birth to my rapist stepbrother.
louie being born
the doctor says to the woman there was good and bad news. the woman says she wants the bad news first the doctor says the bad news is the baby had red hair. then he said the good news is it is dead.
So, Satan is in the delivery room having a child. Soon, a feathered creature comes out. "Doctor," say Satan. "What is it?" The doctor sighs. "Well, it's not a boy, and it's not a girl." Satan looks frustrated. "THEN WHAT IS IT?!?!?" The doctor looks up. "It's a goose."
What keeps you breathing when your on earth?
I don't know I suffocated at birth
I'm not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and I'm not gonna die the same way.
why were you born? because I asked out your mom on accident
what is more time consuming than children? waiting for your'e wife to go into labor!
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal". The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan". Years later Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
Where you born on the side of the highway because that’s where all mistakes happen
My mum told me to stop playing with my sister. She said, "At least wait for her to be born first."
