Bird On the beach: seagull Bird by the bay: bagel Bird down south philly Walmart parking lot: illegal
Where do Eagles send their childrens to study? The Alpha birds
Hey, you know those birds and lizards that feast on decaying flesh? Oh, sorry, I shouldn't carrion about it.
What do you call a flying sheep?
A muttonbird
why is the bald eagle bald?
because it has no hair
it has feathers. LOL
Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up? Because if they slept with both legs up they would fall over!
What’s a bird’s favorite movie? The Parrots of the Caribbean.
Why dose a duck have tail feathers? To cover his butt-quack
What's the difference between a bird and jam? You can ham your cock in a bird but you can't bird your cock in a jam
what does a skeleton put on his roof shin-gulls
my cock lmao
Bird box
how do birds pay? with their bills.
a boy walks into some woods with a phone and his friend comes by and asks what are you doing? the pauses then says trying some bird calls!
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
Famous last words. Twin towers: “is it a bird, is it superman, AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ”
What's the difference between a chicken and me? None, they both don't watch right and left before crossing the road.
Joke 1) 9/11 Was Such A Tragedy... Two Drunk People Drove A Plane Into A Building
Joke 2) If 6-2=4 Why Is There No More Towers
Joke 3) Is it a bird? is it a plane? Whatever it is it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center
“Knock knock.” “Who’s there?” “Cakatoo” “Cakatoo who?” “So you’re a Rooster now?”
Why couldn’t anyone see the bird
Because it was in da sky’s
