Bird

Bird Jokes

Home

Hi, I did not get it when I went home to walk home from home and walk, walk, walk.

Owl

Why does the owl πŸ¦‰ have a lot of friends?

Because he’s a hoot.

Road

The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church, but instead, the birds chirp chirp chirp, "Let's go to church!"

Teacher

A teacher asks a boy in her class, "If 3 birds are sitting on a fence, and one is shot, how many are left?" The boy responds with, "None." The teacher asks why. "They would all fly away after hearing the gunshot." The teacher says, "The answer is 2, but I like the way you think."

Later, the boy asks the teacher, "3 women walk out of an ice cream shop. One is eating with a spoon, one is licking it, and one is sucking it. Which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking it." The boy says, "No, the one wearing the ring, but I like the way you think."

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  • School

    What is the difference between a tree and a school?

    A school is for kids, and a tree is for birds.

    Eagle

    What do you use to strap an eagle's nest together?

    An eagle-lastic band!

    Hoe

    What’s the difference between a hoe and a rooster?

    A rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo," and a hoe says, "Any cock will do."