What do you call an owl with armor?
A Knight Owl!
Bird Jokes
What's a woodpecker's favorite kind of jokes?
Knock knock ones.
Why does the owl 🦉 have a lot of friends?
Because he’s a hoot.
What do you call a white duck?
A quacker.
The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church, but instead, the birds chirp chirp chirp, "Let's go to church!"
What does a bird say when it gets sick?
I flu!
What do birds use to check their grades?
Air-ies...
What is a bald eagle's favorite dog breed?
A beagle!
I put my leg up in the air sometimes, singing ayo, I'm a flamingo...
What do you call a sick eagle?
Ill-eagle! 😂
What did the duck eat for lunch?
Soup and quackers.
A teacher asks a boy in her class, "If 3 birds are sitting on a fence, and one is shot, how many are left?" The boy responds with, "None." The teacher asks why. "They would all fly away after hearing the gunshot." The teacher says, "The answer is 2, but I like the way you think."
Later, the boy asks the teacher, "3 women walk out of an ice cream shop. One is eating with a spoon, one is licking it, and one is sucking it. Which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking it." The boy says, "No, the one wearing the ring, but I like the way you think."
What is the difference between a tree and a school?
A school is for kids, and a tree is for birds.
What do you use to strap an eagle's nest together?
An eagle-lastic band!
What do you give a sick bird?
Tweet-ment!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to Birds Eye.
Why did the one-eyed chicken cross the road?
To get to Birds Eye.
What can fly?
Bird.
What’s the difference between a hoe and a rooster?
A rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo," and a hoe says, "Any cock will do."
What is the difference between a human and a bird?
A bird can fly and a human cannot fly.
