Bereavement jokes
What do you call a photo of an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do orphans get at restaurants?
The family meal.
I have a better version of this joke.
How to make a plumber cry: Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
Why do orphans only have 360 days?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.
My grief counselor died just the other day.
He was so good though, I didn't care.
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
What do you call an orphan with a selfie?
A family portrait.
Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?
A: The dead body had a family.
What holiday can an orphan not celebrate?
Mother's Day and Father's Day.
There are 365 days in a year. Orphans have 363 because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
At an orphan's funeral, you say, "Your dad came back."
A man dies, and his friend is invited to his funeral.
This friend asks his wife, "Can I say a word?"
"Of course," she says.
The man stands up and says, "Plethora!"
The man's wife says, "Thanks, it means a lot!"
Mom died, so I planted mums and forget-me-nots all over her grave site.
Why do orphans don't like to eat big bags of chips? Because they're family size.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have a Mother’s and Father’s Day.
At the funeral of a family friend, I was chatting to June, an elderly lady I hadn’t seen since I was a teenager. I was thrilled when she told me what a beautiful young woman I’d become. On the journey home, I remarked to my mother how lovely it had been to see June again. “Yes, it’s such a shame that she’s gone blind,” she said sadly.
I'm sorry for your loss.
It is going tibia okay.
What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?
Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"