Bereavement Jokes

Orphan

Why do orphans only have 363 days?

They don’t have Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.

Orphan

Wanna know something the orphan could never do?

Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.

Orphan

What holiday can an orphan not celebrate?

Mother's Day and Father's Day.

Orphan

Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?

He is waiting for his dad with the milk.

Orphan

Why do orphans only have 360 days?

Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.

Orphan

Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...

Oh wait...

Orphan

What do you call a photo of an orphan who takes a selfie?

A family portrait.

Orphan

Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have a Mother’s and Father’s Day.

Plumber

I have a better version of this joke.

How to make a plumber cry: Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.

Orphan

Why are there only 363 days for orphans?

Because they don't have Mothers' and Fathers' Day.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?

One of them has someone to mourn them.

People

What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.

Orphan

Why do orphans don't like to eat big bags of chips? Because they're family size.

Mom

Mom died, so I planted mums and forget-me-nots all over her grave site.

Orphan

There are 365 days in a year. Orphans have 363 because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day.