Bereavement jokes
I got LEGOs for Christmas, and my friend got her father's headstone.
Why do orphans only have 363 days?
They don’t have Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
Wanna know something the orphan could never do?
Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
What holiday can an orphan not celebrate?
Mother's Day and Father's Day.
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
Why do orphans only have 360 days?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
What do you call a photo of an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do orphans get at restaurants?
The family meal.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have a Mother’s and Father’s Day.
I have a better version of this joke.
How to make a plumber cry: Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.
Your Nan is dead.
Why are there only 363 days for orphans?
Because they don't have Mothers' and Fathers' Day.
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
What do you call an orphan’s picture?
A family photo.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
Why do orphans don't like to eat big bags of chips? Because they're family size.
Mom died, so I planted mums and forget-me-nots all over her grave site.
At an orphan's funeral, you say, "Your dad came back."
There are 365 days in a year. Orphans have 363 because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day.