Bereavement jokes

Orphan

Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?

A: The dead body had a family.

People

What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.

Orphan

What do you call a photo of an orphan who takes a selfie?

A family portrait.

Orphan

Why do orphans don't like to eat big bags of chips? Because they're family size.