Why did Stevan Hawkins die so soon...
Because his misses bought the wrong battery’s
Okay what do you call that purple thing your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend so for some weird reason? Dad better look out from Bob battery operated boyfriend hahaha
The fact that am high won't stop me from advising u😳😳 Don't plug ur phone while charging it is very dengeros 🤣🛌
my battery lasted longer than your sad depressing life
my foot itches
what happens when a battery commits a crime? they get charged!
what's the differs between my sister and my phone . I give a dam if my phone dies
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one – and let the other one off
I get jealous when my phone dies
Battery 1%
I take one last look at earth as my suit runs out of power
What's up guys! Quandale Dingle here (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE) I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE x2 speed). I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that I will take over the worl
why did stephen die so early. he didn't use lone lasting batteries
My bum hurts
They say Jesus walked on water. That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
Batteries batteries who the batteries in your remotes and everything else you got in your house is turned upside down
Emo: Phone die) Emo: Why not me ;(
