What time is it when you get home can you walk walk home and walk walk home to get a car đ I love đ youâre the night
What's the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side.
My name
Police arrested a man who dropped his phone in the ocean. The was charged with a salt in battery.
My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
Why did Stephen hawking die? His wife forgot to plug his wheelchair into the wall
I said to my pregnant wife push darling , come on push harder dear , no she wasn't giving birth the bloody car would not start .
When the police caught him stealing the batteries, he got immediately charged!
Whatâs the only type of Batteries that they use in prisons? Durracell
You want some dead batteries? They're free of charge.
1. My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
2. Oh, youâre talking to me? I thought you only talked behind my back.
3. My name must taste good because itâs always in your mouth.
Why did Stephen Hawkins wife leave him...she was sick of buying triple A battery's
Are You a Samsung Galaxy Note 7? Because, I want to explode in You!
Stephen Hawking must have got a MacBook Pro. End of battery.
Everyone is saying about head and shoulders and that he never had a shower his batteries would have got wet
What were Stephen's last words? âBattery low.â
How did Stephen Hawking die? Because he didn't charge his batteries
What's Stephen Hawkings favorite drug? Battery Acid
Stephen Hawking is not dead he justs need to charge
If I was an object in this world I'd be a glass! Because if you leave me when I'm too close to the edge I will likely shatter and break.
If I was a pizza topping I would be pineapple! Because everybody doubts me.
I'm a star! Because one of these days I'm going to crash and burn...
If I could choose what creature I come back as after I die I'd be a panda, because people would give a shit if I went extinct.
I'm like the sun; I'm painful to look at.
If I was a food I would be chopped liver because nobody likes me.
I'm like an eggshell... broken and empty.
If I was a mythical creature I'd be a unicorn! Because nobody believes in me.
I'm like a flashlight with old batteries inside because my inner light died a long time ago.
My soul is a raisin because it's dried up shriveled, and not everyone likes it.
I'm like the moon because you only get to see one side of me.
I'm like the moon because as the month progresses my life becomes covered more and more by darkness.
I'm like an Ex streamly powerful fan! Because I push everyone away.
I'm like a disposable camera! People use me once and then just throw me away.
I'm like a shity book cover... because people think they have the right to judge and label me before they read my pages.
My brain and body is essentially a really old married couple that can't afford to go through with the divorce and now they are stuck in a toxic relationship they are desperate to escape but the more they try the more they sink into the quicksand that is my depression and anxiety
Help me....
