Battery jokes
Very funny battery joke.
Why didn't they just switch him on and off again, or switch his batteries?
I did a walk today and had fun. Today, I did not have to go get my kids and get to my new house. 🏠 It was a good day. I had fun. I did a walk today. I had fun today, but I’m going to be at the car 🚘 when I’m at my car. 🚘 What time was your night time? What time did [you go to bed]?
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home and walk walk home to get a car? I love you, you're the night!
What's the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side.
My name.
Police arrested a man who dropped his phone in the ocean. The was charged with a salt in battery.
My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His wife forgot to plug his wheelchair into the wall.
I said to my pregnant wife, "Push, darling, come on, push harder, dear!" No, she wasn't giving birth; the bloody car would not start.
When the police caught him stealing the batteries, he got immediately charged!
What’s the only type of batteries that they use in prisons? Duracell.
You want some dead batteries? They're free of charge.
1. My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
2. Oh, you’re talking to me? I thought you only talked behind my back.
3. My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife leave him? She was sick of buying triple A batteries.
How did Stephen Hawking die? His wife needed to charge her iPhone.
Are you a Samsung Galaxy Note 7? Because I want to explode in you!
Stephen Hawking must have got a MacBook Pro. End of battery.
Everyone is talking about Head and Shoulders, and that if he never had a shower, his batteries would have got wet.
What were Stephen's last words? “Battery low.”